Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

How to Get a Shit Factory Named After You

Have a cable show and pick a fight with a city:



5 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Yet another Streisand Effect FUBAR. Had Danbury just rolled with the punch, smiled tightly and gone on, this all would be forgotten.

Comrade Misfit said...

Yes, but look at the money that this has raised for charities, and not just from Oliver.

CenterPuke88 said...

Over $100,000 for local charities already...excellent!

0_0 said...

It's not a shit factory.

It's a shit processing plant.
It takes in shit (and other stuff) and transforms it into not-shit. Like fertilizer and fuel.

CenterPuke88 said...

Kinda the reverse of DJT, who takes an acceptably middle of the road country and turns it into a third-world shithole in terms of disease control and respect for science.