Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 4, 2020

The Sign Most Businesses Would Love to Put In Their Windows

15 comments:

B said...: Most businesses comply with the mask order only because it is the only way to stay in business without fines.; 10/04/2020 1:34 PM
Unknown said...: Right. Because most businesses don't care about the health of their employees or customers.

CM, I claim that B is violating the "Don't be a jackass" rule.; 10/04/2020 1:53 PM
JustMusing said...: MAGA: Masks Are Great Again!; 10/04/2020 2:30 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Unknown, claim denied.; 10/04/2020 2:47 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: Most people mostly stop at stop signs because it’s the law...and for their health...interesting.; 10/04/2020 3:24 PM
JustMusing said...: No Mask, No Medical Insurance coverage.; 10/04/2020 3:33 PM
Ten Bears said...: I live in a pretty rough neighbourhood, sign like that, especially the getting shot part, is something to take seriously.; 10/04/2020 5:35 PM
Eck! said...: I call bullshit! He is either lying or that motorcade is to kill
people.

He has a contagious disease so what does he do MOTORCADE!
That selfish bastid has put everyone i that car at risk of
catching that.

OR it all a lie.

Eck!; 10/04/2020 6:10 PM
B said...: If businesses wanted the masks there'd be no reason for the regulations.
They'd do it voluntarily.; 10/04/2020 6:11 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: And if restaurants wanted to be clean and tidy, there would be no need for the Health Department to make inspections. If people did the right thing, all the time, there'd be not much of a need for a criminal code, or mandatory auto insurance, pollution regulations, or a whole lot of other things. Maybe you prefer back when one could go down to the river and see what color the auto plant was painting the cars?

You seem to be living in some sort of libertarian alternative universe, B. Hope the weather is nice, there.; 10/04/2020 6:20 PM
B said...: You misunderstand Comrade...
You claimed that the businesses WANTED it, I disagreed, and pointed out why I thought so.
Few business owners that I know (and I know quite a few across much of the midwest) would require masks were it not for the new "emergency" regulations from the health department.

As to whether it is a good idea, that is another question, and we can debate that if you'd like. But that does NOT mean that the businesses WANT masks. Your statement that most businesses would "love" to post a sign like your example is more than likely incorrect. You confuse (or are conflating) the two issues of want and need for regulations.; 10/04/2020 6:34 PM
JustMusing said...: Many of my local businesses mandate customers wear masks and enforce it. My firsthand experience includes Home Depot, NAPA Auto, Safeway, Albertsons, New Seasons, Shell, Chevron, and Harbor Freight. They have installed protective plastic barriers at the registers (cashiers are masked) and provide sanitizer gel as well as curbside order pickup. Physical distancing is required and there are guidelines painted on the floors along aisles and at checkout. Why? Because those business know (at least where I live) that customers will only shop in the stores that provide those safety features and rules.

When it comes to masks; there's no "if" about it.; 10/04/2020 6:45 PM
B said...: Mustang: did they do all of this voluntarily? (and all spontaneously?) Or only after it was mandated by the local or state government?

I think if you investigate, it was AFTER.; 10/04/2020 7:19 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Right, B, are you freaking serious? Like he's going to go around and ask all the businesses in his area "did you make hand sanitizer available before or after the state's mandate".

Why the hell would he do that?; 10/04/2020 8:26 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: "Go around and investigate your local businesses to see when they began requiring masks"...

Fuck it, this is getting beyond stupid.

We're done.; 10/04/2020 8:27 PM