Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, October 3, 2020

Caturday

Bella and Chip don't get along. So there is a gate up between their territories. The gate is really three baby gates, stacked on top of each other. The layout is such that a screen door doesn't work.

As you can see, there was a gap at the top. Chip recently discovered it; he has gotten out between the bottom and the floor, between the bottom two gates, and between the middle and top gates if the gap was too large, but he'd never tried to go over the top.


Until recently. I had to add an extension. The extension is made of craft-sticks (like tongue depressors). The vertical pieces are held with wood glue and a wire brad to set them. The horizontal pieces are on with just wood glue. Here, you can see the top gate is up, with the final horizontal pieces still clamped for curing.


Chip wasted no time in testing it out.


It worked.

1 comment:

w3ski said...

Cats love an obstacle of any sort. They get ambitious about defeating it. We have a baby gate for the bathroom, to keep the dogs out of the "Kitty Sparkly Cookies". I cut a bar out of the center for the cats to walk thru. Now the cats sit just behind the gate and torment the dogs.
we cat owned people know these things.
w3ski