Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, October 9, 2020

Trump is Gnashing His Teeth

The 2020 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to the United Nations World Food Programme (WFP).

The agency was given the prize for its efforts to combat hunger and improve conditions for peace.

I think he really thought that he was going to get it.

Maybe someone can send him a bottle of Virgin Clown Tears.

11 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Nah, he already believes he won it, and that’s all that matters.

dinthebeast said...

Perhaps he'd have a better chance at it if he could spell it correctly.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Ten Bears said...

And ... the genocide of the indigenous population of Palestine is ongoing and (checks handheld device) still American Taxpayer conceived, financed and morally sanctioned.

This world will never know Peace ...

Stewart Dean said...

Ten Bears, when it's done to Jews, it was genocide (truly). When it's done by Jews to Palestinians in Israel, it's....fulfilling God's ancient gift of Israel to his Chosen People. Or something. All people like to be special and to be right....which leads to awful atrocities and the suborning of their better angels and religion. For millennia, Jews had been powerless and oppressed.....during which they wrote the book of humanity, decency, morality, law and bearing suffering. Now the Jews of Israel (and those that support them here) have power....and their religious legacies are dust in the wind.
More indigenous conquest. Nothing to see here, move along.

Joan said...

One assumes the Peace Prize will take its place alongside the Time's magazine covers.

Keith said...

The icing on the cake...Hunter Biden and Beauty Biden are both associated with the World Food Program.
https://youtu.be/hN7bhOgevnM

Tod Germanica said...

Always the 'holy land' tail wagging our big dog. I hate like hell my tax money supporting the world's oldest and largest open air prison. Israel's big 1967 victory was the 2nd worst thing that could have happened to them. The very worst, of course, would have been losing big. Because the Muslim world prior to 67 was much influenced by the Grand Mufti, Hitler's puppet. It would have been another holocaust.

Ten Bears said...

Have you been drinking, Keith, sniffing hillbilly heroin?

Comrade Misfit said...

TB, please keep it civil. Yellow Card

Dark Avenger said...

Keith is trying to be scary, boys and girls,

Comrade Misfit said...

We're not going to get into Yet Another Debate About the Israel-Palestine Issue.

Is that understood by all y'all?