Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Trump: Unclear on the Concept

5 comments:

Deadstick said...

I hope they all throw him paper towels.

Richard said...

Me too. Can you believe that guy? We are going to vote him out, and then we are going to throw his ass in jail.

CenterPuke88 said...

“You better vote for me Puerto Rico” is typical Donnie “honesty”. He’s just letting people read between the lines and understand that after the 2016 election he couldn’t “punish” States that didn’t vote for him because he needed their vote in 2020...after 2020, all bets are off.

Dark Avenger said...

1961: Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy
2020: Vote for me or the country will get it. Donald “Cheetolini” J. Trump

Frank Wilhoit said...

Of course I can't be arsed to do it ;-) , but it would be the work of a split second to find Trump justifying his non-response to the hurricane on the grounds that Puerto Ricans can't vote [for him].

Occam's razor says he remembers what he said before, but doesn't think anyone else will.