Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Trump: Unclear on the Concept

5 comments:

Deadstick said...

I hope they all throw him paper towels.

Richard said...

Me too. Can you believe that guy? We are going to vote him out, and then we are going to throw his ass in jail.

CenterPuke88 said...

“You better vote for me Puerto Rico” is typical Donnie “honesty”. He’s just letting people read between the lines and understand that after the 2016 election he couldn’t “punish” States that didn’t vote for him because he needed their vote in 2020...after 2020, all bets are off.

Dark Avenger said...

1961: Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy
2020: Vote for me or the country will get it. Donald “Cheetolini” J. Trump

Frank Wilhoit said...

Of course I can't be arsed to do it ;-) , but it would be the work of a split second to find Trump justifying his non-response to the hurricane on the grounds that Puerto Ricans can't vote [for him].

Occam's razor says he remembers what he said before, but doesn't think anyone else will.