Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

How to Get a Shit Factory Named After You

Have a cable show and pick a fight with a city:



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5 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Yet another Streisand Effect FUBAR. Had Danbury just rolled with the punch, smiled tightly and gone on, this all would be forgotten.

10/27/2020 8:43 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Yes, but look at the money that this has raised for charities, and not just from Oliver.

10/27/2020 8:46 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

Over $100,000 for local charities already...excellent!

10/27/2020 9:18 PM
0_0 said...

It's not a shit factory.

It's a shit processing plant.
It takes in shit (and other stuff) and transforms it into not-shit. Like fertilizer and fuel.

10/27/2020 10:15 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Kinda the reverse of DJT, who takes an acceptably middle of the road country and turns it into a third-world shithole in terms of disease control and respect for science.

10/28/2020 8:52 AM

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