Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 4, 2020

Riot Humor




Posted by on or about 15:16
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3 comments:

Glen Filthie said...

I’m still laughing at that ditz on Gab that caught a rubber bullet with her titty. She even posted pictures of it, and even the other lefties were making rude jokes and laughing. Gawd, that must have hurt. Sadly some folks just won’t learn any other way.


You gals here better be smart and stay away from those protests. Eventually the other side is going to show up for the riot and it won’t be pretty.

6/05/2020 10:20 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

More meaningless threats from the disaffected Canadian.

We have guns, too, Herr Filthie.

Please go back across the 49th Parallel.

6/05/2020 11:43 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

Glenda is more likely from the 19th Century...you know, feeble wimmin folks that’s gots to be protected and such...at least, that’s how he sees it.

6/05/2020 7:58 PM

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