Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 26, 2019

Yard Critter

Wile E. is on the prowl in the late afternoon.

If the window had been open, I could have hit the coyote with a thrown book, it was that close.

I now keep my camera right out on the table for shots such as these.

3 comments:

Deadstick said...: I'm afraid we lost a cat to one of those...his successor has to stay in the house now.; 12/26/2019 6:15 PM
Paul W said...: No book throwing at coyotes!

Give him an ACME order catalog instead.; 12/27/2019 8:34 AM
w3ski said...: We get Deer about that close. They come for the cat food. 40 years ago I went out to hunt with a gun, now I stay home and hunt with a camera. It suits me better now.
w3ski; 12/27/2019 12:54 PM