Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Trump's Xmas Card

9 comments:

B said...

And the Treason is only in your imagination.

Comrade Misfit said...

Yeah yeah yeah, Trump did nothing wrong,

The Right Wing Noise Machine has that on a tape loop.

DTWND said...

Soliciting foreign interference in our election process isn't treasonous? Happened in 2016. Did you forget: "Russia, if you're listening, ...help find the 30,000 missing emails..."
And just this year, the quid pro quo, no quid pro quo dance? The subversion of the Constitution (which he swore to uphold in January 2017) by obstructing both Congressional and Special Counsel investigations? Or the perjury on so many levels that occur simply because the man cannot open his mouth without lying? Any of those ring a bell? Or are we just imagining all that?

The right talks a good game. As long as your 401k, Roth IRAs, and other investments are prospering, you guys don't say shit. But you guys sure yap about laws, the military, truth, justice, the American way, Mom, and apple pie. Hypocrites, the lot of you.

Dale

Comrade Misfit said...

Dale, one quibble: The Right only yaps about such things when a Democrat is in office. They're silent when it's one of their guys.

B said...

Comrade: Perhaps you are correct.

But the same can be said for your side. Y'all look the other way when your folks do it as well.

Bit of the Pot and the Kettle in your statement.

I'm still waiting for the actual, you know, proof of Treason.

"After the election, I'll have more flexibility in negotiations" if you do nothing to thwart my re-election campaign...
Know who said that?

Know who claimed to Executive Privilege and refused to release documents to Congressional investigations and refused to allow administration officials to testify before Congress?

"Twasn't Trump, folks.

dinthebeast said...

Well, Obama did collude with the Russians. Yup, sure did. Colluded with them to gather up and lock down a major portion of the highly enriched uranium that was scattered around the globe under questionable security just waiting to be scooped up by some crazy bastard and used to harm people. Russia is still downblending some of it now, last I checked.
You know, the kind of beneficial cooperation with an intractable enemy that is in the job description of a real US president and state department.

-Doug in Oakland

Dr Roy Tam said...

Let’s see, Obama was talking about being a little flexibility after the 2012 election. What was Trump talking about here, B?

The President: I would like you to do us a favor though because our country has been through a lot and Ukraine knows a lot about it. I would like you to find out what happened with this whole situation with Ukraine, they say Crowdstrike... I guess you have one of your wealthy people... The server, they say Ukraine has it. There are a lot of things that went on, the whole situation. I think you’re surrounding yourself with some of the same people. I would like to have the Attorney General call you or your people and I would like you to get to the bottom of it: As you saw yesterday, that whole nonsense ended with a very poor performance by a man named Robert Mueller, an incompetent performance, but they say a lot of it started with Ukraine. Whatever you can do, it’s very important that you do it if that’s possible.

The President: Good because I heard you had a prosecutor who was very good and he was shut down and that’s really unfair. A lot of people are talking about that, the way they shut your very good prosecutor down and you had some very bad people involved. Mr Giuliani is a highly respected man. He was the mayor of New York City, a great mayor, and I would like him to call you. I will ask him to call you along with the Attorney General. Rudy very much knows what’s happening and he is a very capable guy. If you could speak to him that would be great. The former ambassador from the United States, the woman, was bad news and the people she was dealing with in the Ukraine were bad news so I just want to let you know that. The other thing, There’s a lot of talk about Biden’s son, that Biden stopped the prosecution and a lot of people want to find out about that so whatever you can do with the Attorney General would be great. Biden went around bragging that he stopped the prosecution so if you can look into it... It sounds horrible to me.

And for the finale:

Holmes’ testimony also backs up Taylor’s testimony about Trump’s personal views on Ukraine. Holmes said he asked Sondland “if it was true that the president did not ‘give a shit’ about Ukraine.” According to Holmes, Sondland agreed, and said Trump only cares about “‘big stuff’ that benefits the president, like the ‘Biden investigation’ that [Rudy] Giuliani was pushing.”

Let that sink in for a moment:

“The President did not ‘give a shit’ about Ukraine.

Were you born an Aquarian, like me, B?

Cause you’re carrying a lot of water for Trump.....

Can you tell the difference between the two Presidents, B?

B said...

So conspiring by Barry is ok, but similar by Trump isn't?

Interesting.

And we should look the other way on Barry's little Faux Pas because he got some enriched Uranium Collected? Then perhaps we should give Donnie a pass because he has done wonders for the economy of the US and put many folks back to work....also the "job description of a real US President"

Oh, yeah, that whole Double Standard thing. Sorry. I keep expecting you to be fair and logical.

Forget all the above...

Orange Man Bad.
Does that make you feel better?

Unknown said...

“The President did not ‘give a shit’ about Ukraine.”