Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Happy Christmas (A Christmas Tale)

The Shepherd, by Frederick Forsyth.


I read the story every year. It's my own little tradition.

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5 comments:

Deadstick said...

YouTube said nope.

12/24/2019 5:09 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I just put up a different one.

12/24/2019 5:36 PM
Eck! said...

Merry Christmass

Eck!

12/24/2019 9:49 PM
Steve J said...

At the risk of being accused of blasphemy, shouldn't "The Shepherd" really be a Halloween story?

12/24/2019 10:40 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Heresy. The Shepherd is a Christmas story. Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

12/26/2019 7:54 AM

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