Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 14, 2019

Caturday

Priss tucks into her dry food.


She clears the middle of her dish, so the remaining food is around the edges. It's kind of weird.

There's another tuxedo cat out there, but I can't get close enough to get a decent photo.

3 comments:

Dr Roy Tam said...

If I put my dogs’ dishes too close together, Deimos the Terrier mix will take turns eating from each one, keeping Phobos the Yorkiepoo from eating in the process.

Nangleator said...

Dora always eats from the far side of the oval bowl. Fortunately, though, when it comes down to it, she will eat all the food from the rest of the bowl. And even then, she doesn't cry. She just finds us and gets very lovey.

Deadstick said...

Phobos and Deimos, panic and terror. Love it!