Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 21, 2019

Caturday

We found a cat food that Chip doesn't care for.

It is Sheba.


He can eat a can of Fancy Feast in under four minutes. But this shit, not so much.

3 comments:

w3ski said...

I've never used Sheba, but I will say our local Deer love Frisky's dry and even a bite or two of their canned food.
So much for the meat content but the cats do OK on it too.
w3ski

dinthebeast said...

Our housemate left some of those Sheba wet food in little plastic cups when he moved, and our cat likes them well enough, but I doubt we'll be buying more of them when we run out.

-Doug in Oakland

Jack the Cold Warrior said...

Our cats hate Sheba also.