Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Bye, Kamela

Kamala Harris dropped out of the race today.

From what I saw, she didn’t have much of a message beyond “I’m not Joe Biden.” Unlike a number of the other candidates, Harris didn't seem to have a sense of what she was running on, other than possibly a claim for the mantle of Barack Obama.

From the stories over the last few weeks, her campaign management was similarly unfocused.

Hard to say that anyone will miss her.

3 comments:

dinthebeast said...

She would, on the other hand, make a good pick for AG for any Democrat who does win.

-Doug in Oakland

CenterPuke88 said...

No, no, no, a thousand times no. Some of her policies as CA AG were criminally misguided and belong no where near power. She supposedly evolved, but I don’t feel comfortable with someone who endorsed de facto slavery.

Now, put her into a role overseeing the financial industry and I’ll cheer.

Tod Germanica said...

When there is a cop on the ballot and a civilian I'll vote for the civilian, all else being equal, no offense meant, officers. Cops are necessary, sure. Hard to make a cop or prosecutor appear warm and personable though. Harris never could. Cops and prosecutors must make lots of policy decisions on the spot and not all are good ones. Same with Harris. And these things stick. Goes without saying she would have been great compared to president asterisk.