Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 12, 2019

Ah, Frell It

Posted by on or about 13:44
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4 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

I needed that after today’s hearing shit! Looking at it now, I wonder at how naive I was back in the 70’s.

12/12/2019 5:35 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Matt Gaetz, in particular, will be known as a reflexive defender of all things Trump for the rest of his life. It will be the lede on his obit.

12/12/2019 6:37 PM
Ten Bears said...

I'm always looking for ways to throw a monkey wrench in it, engage in a bit of sabotage, fuck with the system (fuck with people's heads). The problem is find nuts to loosened that don't endanger others. Still my favorite is writing "No War for Oil" in green sharpie before dropping in the slot at the front of the bus. Takes a bite out of the banks', and the Fed's, overhead. Now this, THIS, is ... you have no idea. Within the hour it will be posted such that my repubescent acquaintances, clientele and (ahem) family will curse me all day long 😎

12/13/2019 5:23 AM
Ten Bears said...

Writing "No War for Oil" in green sharpie ON A DOLLAR BILL before dropping in the slot.

Stupid smart phone.

12/13/2019 5:25 AM

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