Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 2, 2019

No Wonder Trump Can Watch TV for Eight Hours a Day

He's not doing any real work.
As of Wednesday morning, President Donald Trump has had nothing on his schedule this week except his daily intelligence briefing and a lunch with Vice President Mike Pence. The open calendar comes after Trump on Friday agreed to temporarily reopen government without getting his demand for border wall funds, which he has insisted is not a concession but time for more negotiations with Democrats.
I'm not including the time Trump spends sending out his tweets, since he probably does that watching the Trump Propaganda Network.

Trump could probably spend the day in a bathrobe and nobody'd be the wiser.

4 comments:

Bob Hopeless said...

It would be nice if he just wouldn't get out of bed at all.

montag said...

I wonder if he wears old tissue boxes on his feet in the private quarters?

CenterPuke88 said...

Found time to travel to Florida and play some golf today. The scramble to be the first tell all out the door AFTER Donnie leaves office, and thus cannot do nearly as much to attack the author, will be hilarious.

Deadstick said...

Tonight's best Super Bowl comment: Both sides played like they knew the winners would have to go to the White House.