Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 9, 2019

What Trump Probably Looks Like

Once the artifice is stripped away:

6 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Add an orange top and you’ve nailed his future look.

dinthebeast said...

Looks kinda Russian.

-Doug in Oakland

CenterPuke88 said...

Nyet, Comrade Doug, DDR rather than CCCP.

Spud said...

The word Man and Trump should never properly be used within the same sentence.

Doug T. said...

He looks like David Gergen.

montag said...

So hard to think of him as a normal man regardless of his color du jour.