Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, February 9, 2019

What Trump Probably Looks Like

Once the artifice is stripped away:

6 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Add an orange top and you’ve nailed his future look.

dinthebeast said...

Looks kinda Russian.

-Doug in Oakland

CenterPuke88 said...

Nyet, Comrade Doug, DDR rather than CCCP.

Spud said...

The word Man and Trump should never properly be used within the same sentence.

Doug T. said...

He looks like David Gergen.

montag said...

So hard to think of him as a normal man regardless of his color du jour.