Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
8 comments:
Wonder what that type around the symbol is...all I can make out is the fragments CO, CE and RU.
There is no such thing as an "Apology to the Court". Dick's licker is in deep doo-doo.
Words are "Corruption Central". Credit to:
Lawandcrime
Hope the judge sends him to jail.
I'm sure he'll be respectful and respond with carefully reasoned responses, and impress everyone with his judgement and restraint.
And that the "president" will flap his arms and fly three circles around DC.
And a stricter gag order is issued...bets on how long before he’s jailed will be taken for the next 6 hours...beyond that, we might be too late.
Two weeks, tops. Stone will attempt to use a proxy or sock-puppet and he’ll be found out.
I’m taking three days.
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