Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Caturday

~~Two~~ A shelter cats:

7 comments:

re the paragon said...: I only see one.; 2/16/2019 6:37 AM
Dark Avenger said...: The other one is behind the cat you can see.; 2/16/2019 7:46 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: I posted the wrong photo. So let's go with it.; 2/16/2019 10:11 AM
CenterPuke88 said...: I just assumed the black pillow was a disguised cat “loaf”.; 2/16/2019 12:01 PM
John Gall said...: Why does it cost so damn much to adapt a kitten/cat?
We have three. They are getting old.; 2/16/2019 2:54 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: The adoption fees help fund the operations of a shelter. the one I volunteered at, the cats were fully vetted and treated, including spay/neuter. Pound cats are cheaper, but not fully treated.; 2/16/2019 5:42 PM
re the paragon said...: (In my best Picard voice) There is one cat!!!; 2/17/2019 1:14 PM