Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Beige Betty

You'll need to have seen this commercial:


For this to seem funny:


Then, there is this:


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3 comments:

Ed Baptist said...

I used to to do IT support for a business manager who would promise his office staff "new computers". When the dust settled, it would be obvious that the operative phrase was "new to you".

2/13/2019 8:16 PM
Paul W said...

I don't have to laugh. My brothers and I lived that world.
My older brother got the 2-door Honda Civic Coupe that died on him in Maryland when I was sixteen and was the source of a non-stop rescue trip from Florida that will forever haunt me.
My twin brother got our grandparents' car after grandma got too blind to reasonably drive it safely.
To keep things fair with my brothers, my dad found a $2000 POS Impala that kept killing five different alternators over a 4-year period.
And my nephew? For his 16th birthday he got a brand new SUV from my parents.
I swear to God, I was born in the wrong family cycle.

2/17/2019 11:13 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

My nephew got my mother's 11-year old Subie. 27,000 miles on the clock and dented from bumper to bumper.

2/28/2019 9:47 PM

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