Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, December 3, 2018

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


I came down with what appears to be stomach flu. That announced its arrival just before midnight on Saturday with a several hours-long marathon of puking and pooping. Fortunately, not at the same time, but Lordy, it was awfully close.

It seems to have broken. But I feel pretty awful and my sleep pattern's a mess.

A lot has apparently happened in the world. However, you won't hear about it from me for awhile.

13 comments:

DTWND said...

Here's one who hopes you get well soon.

Dale

AC2usn said...

Be sure you are aiming in the right direction.

w3ski said...

Here is to comforting, deep sleep for you, and to waking up healed. I know your pain.
For me at least, there is a silver lining to getting that kind of ill. I wake up a full 10 pounds lighter.
Rest well
w3ski

bigredwookie said...

Get Well soon

dinthebeast said...

May you be feeling much better very soon.

-Doug in Oakland

HG said...

You were supposed to not eat the Romaine.

FrankC said...

"Lordy, it was awfully close" If you have time, place a bucket near the toilet just in case.

re the paragon said...

I hope you are soon feeling better.

Deadstick said...

Take care of yourself...we need you here.

CenterPuke88 said...

Perhaps this gut check will give some insight into Donnie’s views...or at least an idea of what a mess trusting your gut can be. Get well soonest!

Comrade Misfit said...

FrancC, I did have a bucket handy.

Grey One talks sass said...

Hope your sleep balances out. No fun being awake when you need/want to be asleep nor is it pleasant to be leaking out of all of one's orifices.

Amazing something so small as a virus or bacteria can stop one in their tracks.

Dark Avenger said...

I had an episode so bad that I had to go to the ER to get the right medication to turn off the valves on my digestive system. It leaves one a little woozy, but that feels better than having a fountain out of one’s backside. Hope you’re much better by now.