Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
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Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Hapless Criminal Play-by-Play

Worthy of going full-screen.

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3 comments:

DTWND said...

And all he had to do was reach in his pocket to get his keys! Lol

Dale

2/07/2018 8:06 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

The truck was in the radio station's parking lot. That apparently wasn't the owner.

2/08/2018 10:17 AM
w3ski said...

What do you want to bet that wasn't a registered "mop" used in this crime? Probably illegally obtained on the "black mop market". The kid likely had no permit to carry that mop either. Obviously drunk or stoned he had no reason to be carrying a mop. Once again we see the need to seriously restrict the availability of mops in this country. Lock up your mops people! They can be used for Crime!
w3ski

2/08/2018 10:37 AM

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