Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, February 16, 2018

Poor Widdle Snowflake Had His Feelings Hurt!

EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt’s security team decided last year he should fly first class to avoid confrontations with angry individuals on planes and in airports, an agency official said Thursday as EPA sought to explain the chief’s penchant for pricey travel.

“He was approached in the airport numerous times, to the point of profanities being yelled at him and so forth,” Henry Barnet, director of the agency's Office of Criminal Enforcement, told POLITICO.
Awwww. Poooor baabeeee.

That doesn't pass the "so, what" test. He's going to be on the same airplane and in the same terminal as the rest of the public. People are still going to see him, recognize him and yell at him.

What a fucking snowflake.

4 comments:

bmq215 said...

Not to mention that, on many planes, first class is the section passed by the most people.

However, we do need to be sensitive to what may well be a real issue. I suggest that from now on Scott Pruitt only fly in seats at the very back of the plane. He can get priority boarding so he doesn't have to pass any occupied seats and on arrival he'll automatically be the last to disembark. This will save him from the hassle of interacting with all but the slowest and most infirm citizens. As a bonus these seats will invariably be in coach and therefore help to reduce the federal deficit. It's a win-win for everyone!

montag said...

Nice idea bmq215 but why not take it one step further and make him a protective crate he can ride in, safely stowed with the other animals and the luggage?

CenterPuke88 said...

montag, and God forbid the crew forget the “dead dog”switch...

dinthebeast said...

If he didn't want anyone to yell "you're fucking up the environment" at him, couldn't he have, you know, not fucked up the environment?

-Doug in Oakland