Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

Vampire: Some runway repairs required.

6 comments:

Deadstick said...

Oopsie...

Tod Germanica said...

Never build your runway out of treacle.

Borepatch said...

Completely off topic, but you might find this interesting.

http://bombmagazine.org/article/3327/

Old NFO said...

Ouch... THAT definitely left a mark! Must not have been a very good patch job!

Comrade Misfit said...

Old NFO: The lowest bidder strikes again!

CenterPuke88 said...

Fun story...just skip the survey...has some nice pictures of the destoryed surface:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/rare-vintage-vampire-jet-rips-10340438