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"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Strange Women, Lying in Ponds, Distributing Swords is No Basis for a System of Government

A Yorkshire [England] school girl has made the unexpected discovery of a four-foot sword in the lake that King Arthur's Excalibur was apocryphally hurled into.

Matilda Jones, aged seven, from Doncaster, found the sword when she was paddling in Dozmary Pool, in Cornwall with her father, Paul.
Of course you're going to watch the Monty Python clip, aren't you.

13 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

Too bad this wasn't how the President is selected...Donnie woulda grabbed that moistened bint by the pussy and she'da shiv'd him!

Ten Bears said...

Be some pretty remarkable steel to survive sixteen or seventeen centuries in briny marsh waters.

D. said...

Valyrian steel.

Of course I never miss the opportunity to watch a Monty Python clip! (Except for the gross one.)

CenterPuke88 said...

They did say it was a 20-30 year old movie prop...I'd be interested in what filmed in that area in the 90's.

Iron City said...

IMDB doesn't show anything filmed at Dozmary Pool ever. 700 some movies and TV shows filmed in Cornwall.

Dark Avenger said...

TTB: It could be some weird trick of chemistry, like the iron pillar of Delhi. My grandfather, who was born and raised in pre-Commie China told me that Chinese smiths could fix cast iron tools and implements, which, according to Western science, is impossible of accomplishment.

We don't know jack shit about the past, except for bits and pieces we find and use them to weave a charming, logical story, based on our own prejudices and conviction of superiority.

CenterPuke88 said...

Well, The Three Musketeers was filmed nearby in 1993...The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns in 1999...just two I found quickly that filmed within the general area of the Pool and likely had swords involved.

Ten Bears said...

I was thinking of that pillar.

Anonymous said...

She will rule wisely but firmly.

Casglwr said...

It might be that she just has a totally awesome father:

"By chance, the find occurred just a day after Paul Jones had told his daughter about the legend of King Arthur on the way to the lake."

Iron City said...

I have 3 daughters so I know what fathers of daughters have to do sometimes. Are we sure dad didn't "salt the claim" a bit?

BadTux said...

I love the photo of her standing by the sword. The expression on her face is complete and total bad-ass -- "c'mon, punk, make my day!". LOL.

BadTux said...

So turns out that the sword was actually thrown into the pond in the 1980's by a LARPer oops "re-enactor" who threw it in as part of some ceremony regarding Celtic gods. He has a photo of himself with the sword in its younger days. Says he, about why the sword wasn't found for 30 years, "it had to find someone worthy to find it." LOL.