Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Might Be Illegal. Not That Trump Shives a Git.
But Maybe....

President* Trump on Tuesday apparently began deleting his tweets supporting Sen. Luther Strange (R-Ala.) in Alabama's Senate GOP primary runoff after Strange lost the race to former state Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore.
It's probably illegal as all fuck for Trump to delete his tweets.

And it may be an impeachable offense for him to do that:
Subsection (b) of 18 U.S.C. § 2071 contains a similar prohibition specifically directed at custodians of public records. Any custodian of a public record who "willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys (any record) shall be fined not more than $2,000 or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States."

3 comments:

Nangleator said...

I'm curious if an entire branch of the government can be arrested and impeached for obstruction of justice, for not doing anything about such obvious crimes.

We are ruled by criminals, idiots, and madmen.

Leo Knight said...

Didn't Mr. Trump repeat the Nixon rule, "If the President does it, that means it's not illegal," or words to that effect? Or am I starting to hallucinate?

Tod Germanica said...

Roy Moore also announced “…my god-given politics have not altered one iota, not one biblical jot nor tiddle, don’t you give a widow’s mite credit to back-sliders who say otherwise. I fully support President trump’s plan to kill poor people, most of them trump voters, by spiking Obamacare in the head with a spike and tax reforming rich people richer and poor heathen people sincerley (sic) dead…”