Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Mother's Day


Mothers are important:


I hope you did something nice for the mothers in your life. And not just today.
Posted by on or about 09:06

3 comments:

w3ski said...

Privately here, I admit to that name problem. The kids themselves are fine, I can remember all 4 with no problem. Spouses and Grand Kids and now Great Grand Kids have left me in the dust."Jason (the kid) and Jordan (the Dad)? How the heck am I supposed to get that right? Hayden my Grandson, has Leo, named after my Dad, and that one I can remember. But Jason, and Cloe, and whoever after that? I am totally Lost now.
First off I need a written Address Book with current names and Children and Birthdays, etc. But, I am not a type A and it will be sadly a few more years till I get to that.
"Yea, that's me"
w3ski

5/14/2017 12:55 PM
Ten Bears said...

I still mix my twins up, pushing forty. Doin' alright with the grandkids but am worried about the g-grandkids that will start showing up later this year.

How did that happen?

5/14/2017 1:14 PM
w3ski said...

You "lived" sir, and taught your kids to Live also. That's how Great Grand Kids happen
Respectfully
w3ski

5/14/2017 1:18 PM

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