Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

One Case of Voter Fraud in Colorado

And it was committed by a Republican. Not just a Republican, mind you, the former state party chairman, who claimed that only Democrats commit voter fraud.

Seems that his ex-wife called her county's election office to ask for an absentee ballot. They told her that they had already received a ballot from her. An investigation was commenced and much hilarity ensued.

2 comments:

D. said...

Heh. I have to post this.

It's almost always Republicans, isn't it?

Stewart Dean said...

You have to understand! This is just a guy on the Right doing everything he can to help things come out Right! Just helping things along. Helping his ex, too. Think of it as an alimony vote.Not every man cares so much. Whatta mensch!