Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Don't Ask Sean Spicer to Book a Flight for You

He can't tell the difference between Orlando and Atlanta.

There is just too much to snark on with these clowns.
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2 comments:

BOB PAGE said...

Yes... "clearly" he meant Orlando.

I live 30 miles south of Atlanta (I do.. really) so "clearly" I should be able to see Cinderella's castle from my house. Or Spaceship Earth or the Tree of Life. (If I EVER see Sarah Palin from here, I'm moving.)

In fairness to the Spice Guy, both locations end with the same letter with which they begin, so they are easily confused with one another and are, therefore, interchangeable.

Jeez... I wonder if all of these multitudes of idiots working for his majesty come to work in the same car.

2/09/2017 5:48 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Well, Fiat-Chrysler was at the table as a U.S. automaker...squeeze'em into a 500 and let the good times roll.

2/09/2017 6:44 PM

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