Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 15, 2016

Caturday, Ripping the Scab Off Edition

Jake is back home.

That was one of his favorite spots to lay. I set the box there for a few minutes, then put it away, next to those of George and Gracie.

It feels as though I said goodbye to him today, not two weeks ago.

That is all.

4 comments:

Deadstick said...: Here's a hug.; 4/15/2016 6:18 PM
Nebris said...: <3; 4/16/2016 5:37 PM
Roberta X said...: Oh, that's tough to deal with. I miss all the kitties I have had as friends that have gone on ahead. My sympathies.; 4/17/2016 9:06 AM
OldAFSarge said...: I've done that twice. It never gets easier.; 4/17/2016 9:48 AM