Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 16, 2015

News to Absolutely Nobody

The Asswipe of Aurora was found guilty today of 1st degree murder.  I doubt if there's a jury anywhere that's going to let somebody off for 12 counts of murder, no matter how batshit-crazy he is.
Posted by on or about 18:48
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4 comments:

Deadstick said...

Poor judge had to read out all 165 counts...didn't even have a water bottle.

But a German court beat him this week: the 94-year-old "Accountant of Auschwitz" was convicted on 300,000 counts of accessory to murder. First conviction by Germany of someone who wasn't directly involved in the "physical side".

7/16/2015 8:49 PM
Old NFO said...

An hour to read all the guilty verdicts...

7/16/2015 9:43 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I guess that saying "guilty on all counts, you motherfucker" is not proper.

7/17/2015 8:16 AM
w3ski said...

I spent a little time (wasted) thinking about 'asswipe'.
He had to be crazy to do what he did. Crazy with intent to commit murder I think.
No "sane" person goes into a theater to play 'video game' like violence.
I for one could never forgive that with an "insane" verdict, too much "set up" involved. I mean he went outside to reload.
Yes he is Crazy, but yes he is a homicidal maniac.
I am happy with the verdict.
Now if they will either silence this or execute this, we could be done till the next "asswipe" (tm) shows his mug.
w3ski

7/17/2015 12:37 PM

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