Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Caturday; Creating a Monster Edition

You'd have to be eight flavors of mentally deranged to think that training your cat to do this would be a good idea:


It'll be a lot of fun at 0-Dark-30 when that cat starts ringing that bell like the gripman on a San Francisco cable car.

7 comments:

Peter said...

Ye Gods and little fishes! I can just see our little Kili dragging the bell into our bedroom at 2 a.m. because she's feeling peckish and we're not responding!

:-O

BadTux said...

Who is training who, here? :)

Old NFO said...

Training? Cats??? Those two words DO NOT belong in the same sentence... :-)

Yogi said...

Our cat-lords have perfected the "stick a paw in the ear to wake us up" trick plenty well enough. They don't need technology.

Eck! said...

Right up there with the foot... ya know the one that digs in the litter box... into your mouth when sleeping to get attention. Or pushing stuff off the dresser or headboard because the alarm went off and sleeping continues. After all there is food and water to be served.

And we do it too! ;)

Eck!

steve said...

Hector "The Kitty" Salamancat

CenterPuke88 said...

Just pondering the idea that perhaps the cat sitter is the one doing the training. It is a truely dastardly deed if taken in that context. Giggle.