Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, February 17, 2014

Any Landing You Can Walk Away From

At Birmingham International in the UK:

2 comments:

w3ski said...

From the visible smoke on impact I'd say it's time for new tires.
Must be pricey for a new set of airplane tires.
w3ski

Phil said...

I had a flight in to Portland one time that had a similar landing, not quite as crabbed as that but close. The guy SLAMMED that plane onto the runway.
The overhead storage bin doors popped open when we hit and he bounced twice before he slammed on the brakes.
The whole plane kept shuddering as the anti lock brakes did their thing.
Scared the living shit out of everybody.

I wasn't a big fan of flying before that and that just about cured me of any ideas about getting back on one unless absolutely necessary. That was before the TSA.

When something breaks on one, you don't just pull over and open the hood, ya know?