Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

On This Day in History

On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence.

That request came from his wife.

Posted by on or about 15:03
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7 comments:

Phil said...

LOL!
OMG I can't believe you remembered that, talk about a trivia winner.

11/13/2012 4:11 PM
Improbable Joe said...

Seriously? Because now I've got the theme music stuck in my head.

11/13/2012 4:37 PM
LRod said...

Later, on the building rooftop (in the movie), Oscar had told him seven ways from Sunday he wanted Felix out. In one of the great exchanges in filmdom, Felix starts, "so, in other words…"

Oscar jumps in and shouts, "no! Not 'in other words'—those are the very words."

Felix was shocked.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

11/13/2012 5:56 PM
D. said...

*giggle*

11/13/2012 6:17 PM
Bridget Magnus said...

So he called on his childhood friend, Oscar Madison....

11/13/2012 8:03 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Blame my sister. She mentioned it on Facebleccch.

11/13/2012 10:17 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

They can't all be serious posts, now can they?

11/13/2012 10:18 PM

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