There are a bunch of secession petitions on the White House's web site from whiny-ass crybabies who can't handle the fact that this is a democracy and that sometimes their candidates are going to lose.
If your faith in and loyalty to this country are so tenuous that you feel the need to throw a hissy-fit because your guy lost a free and fair election, here is my advice:
Leave now. Go ahead, move to a country where they have sham elections. Russia would be a good place for your kind.
Before we make all of you seditious bastards leave the country that you obviously don't love anymore.
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Saw a great tweet that said we should let Texas secede, then invade it, take the oil and bring them democracy.
Gotta admit my knee-jerk reaction was "don't let the door hit ya in the ass ..."
But there's a certain amount of karmic beauty to montag's suggestion. :D
Dear Miss Fit:
I have a good friend, a fine man, retired career military of sterling record and a true patriot. His very attractive, very smart 30'ish daughter holds an MBA from a top 5 business school and a very desirable position in the world of corporate finance. Recently it came out that this young lady and her friends are discussing where in the world they should decamp to, to flee from the results of our recent catastrophic exercise in democracy. The current leading candidate is New Zealand. I do not believe it to be a joke. The older I get, the less I understand.
Regards,
Frank
montag, I know they'll welcome us as liberators! It's too bad our troops have no practice in going door-to-door in rural and urban areas to confiscate guns and ammo. But I'm sure they'll pick it up quickly.
Hell, if the Texans behave themselves for a couple decades, we might just let them become an official U.S. territory! That could lead to right to vote in national elections, Constitutional rights, etc.
Frank, simply tell them "don't let the screen door hit you on yer way out." Wait for them to get to the Land of Middle Earth and discover that New Zealand has government-funded health care.
I, for one, would be happy if those who do not believe in a system of free and fair elections decamped for other climes.
Ya know, Sandy made landfall not too far south of me here down the shore in Dirty Jerzee and life was good for a bit. Just me and my neighbors taking care of what we had to and getting on as well as can be.
Then the power came back on, along with internet and cable. W...T...F...?
I kind of preferred it when my only news was the emergency radio and my neighbor who went scouting around in his truck when not on his shortwave/ham base station.
Sandy must have caused some time-space distortion but instead of Kansas, we landed in bizarro world.
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