Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Register Your Dead Asses, Already!

Posted by on or about 08:03

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Thanks, EBM - made my day!

I'll have to post the video on FB so the gals at the library will see it. They were in such a low-key tizzy when the state required us to remove "no guns allowed" from our Library Policy.

7/19/2012 8:46 AM
D. said...

Oh, that was choice!

(Also, the NRA backing voter registration? Who'da thunk? [It's not incongruous if you think about it for a minute, but it does take that minute.])

7/19/2012 10:01 AM
bearsense said...

....... and if everyone puts down "republican," how can they possibly yell "fraud" or even challenge ya, eh ???
Hell, if asked they will probably even transport you to the polls. Just ignore the enroute sermons and pull the lever you know is (not) right .... err "squeeze."

7/19/2012 10:57 AM
jbrock said...

I'll admit that my first thought was to wonder if it automatically registers you as a Republican.

7/19/2012 5:21 PM

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