Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Why Congress Doesn't Give a Shit About You

Because those fuckers are not only rich, but while most of the rest of us have lost ground, those asswipes have only gotten richer. It will probably be no shock that some of that increased wealth comes from borderline corruption and insider trading.
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2 comments:

BadTux said...

*BORDERLINE* corruption? Are you being polite or somethin'? 'Cause I ain't seein' nothin' borderline about the whole cash-for-laws scam going on in Congress. It don't make it any less bribery to call it a "campaign contribution" when it's quite legal to liquidate your campaign funds to your own pocket once you leave Congress (if you leave in any way other than in a coffin) and pretty much any expense can be called a "campaign expense" if you so much as hand out a business card to a potential voter while doing it.

- Badtux the "Somethin' Reeks!" Penguin

12/27/2011 3:27 PM
OldRetiredDude said...

Absolutely correct and well said, Mr. BadTux! Until we ban lobbying, publicly fund all elections and provide equal amounts of free airtime for all candidates we are open to all forms of corruption.

12/28/2011 1:14 PM

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