Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Criminey, It's Two O'Clock in the Frelling Morning!

Ack! Ack! Ack! BLAAAAARRGH!--{Splat!}
I need coffee....
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4 comments:

Unknown said...

I'm almost jealous. My hairball factory is fast approaching his end, and no longer grooms himself. It's been a few weeks since I've awakened to that sound, or missed it and stepped in the results.

10/16/2011 9:50 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Suz, I'm running a geriatric cat home, myself (three teenaged cats), so I understand.

10/16/2011 5:34 PM
BadTux said...

BTW, is it a law of cat behavior that they have to splat *EXACTLY* in the middle of the hallway where, stumbling out of bed at 2AM to go to the restroom, you'll step into a pile of still-steaming wet hairball with your bare feet and go "Oooh ICK!"? Curious penguins are... curious!

10/18/2011 12:58 PM
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10/18/2011 12:58 PM

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