Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Songs You Probably Won't See on the History Channel

Frig the Flying Fortress:

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where DO you find this stuff?
And how?


Stu

PS: Word verification = miggdown :-)

8/30/2011 1:41 PM
Unknown said...

You just made my day!

8/30/2011 2:51 PM
LRod said...

My father did 35 missions as a radio operator/gunner in one of those, 457th Bomb Group, Mighty Eighth, 7-'44 through 12-'44. I wish he were still around to hear that song.

Incidentally, the image shown when the R/O was mentioned was of the bombardier. R/O's position was just aft of the bomb bay.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

8/30/2011 6:53 PM
tom said...

Ha Ha GREAT
I am sure they used the correct pronunciation back in WWII
HA Ha
thanks

8/30/2011 9:23 PM
wolfbitch said...

Anyone interested in seeing the lyrics (for those like me who don't hear as well as we used to), you can find them here:

http://www.lyricsbay.com/frig_the_flying_fortress_lyrics-unknown.html

8/31/2011 2:51 AM
Cujo359 said...

You're right, it will never be on the History Channel. Too much like real life, I suppose.

9/01/2011 1:14 AM

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