Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

AD, the Musical



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There is some commentary going on that Blackhawk Serpa holsters are ideal for creating "accidental discharges" and shooting a hole in one's bod.
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6 comments:

Mike R said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you, that was hilarious.

8/02/2011 2:27 PM
Nangleator said...

Perhaps with more gun ownership, the unsubtle propaganda that clever gun stunts turn on the attractive set, and perhaps the introduction of poisonous bullets as necessary for true patriotism, we can turn around the direction the national IQ has been heading in, these last 30 years.

8/02/2011 4:03 PM
Eck! said...

Oddly he had the sense and forethought to secure the weapon and set it down.

Busted rule three while not watching for rule 2 even while knowing rule one was very in effect.

Humm, that likely hurt, and the hospital likely reported it. talk about a cascade bad day thing.

Eck!

8/02/2011 6:37 PM
bearsense said...

Maybe we should re name it the "Ole Condition One Blues"

8/02/2011 11:18 PM
Mule Breath said...

Snorted beer out my nose. I remember when the video was first you tubed. This one if better.

8/03/2011 12:23 AM
randompawses said...

I feel bad for that good ol' boy, but I damn near wet my pants laughing anyway!

8/03/2011 9:03 PM

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