Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 5, 2011

Low Cost Airline Flights



If you don't know London geography, substitute "Islip" or "Manchester, NH" for "Stansted."
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5 comments:

The New York Crank said...

Fecking brilliant! What's the name of this group of musical prophets and when are they going on a U.S. concert tour?

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

8/05/2011 12:37 PM
Fixer said...

ISP is 6 minutes from me. Inconvenient because there's only one airline flying out of there the Mrs. can use for business but she has to take a million connections. 40 miles to JFK, less to LGA but it's LGA and nobody in their right mind goes out of there.

Excellent vid!

8/05/2011 12:58 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

The group is called "Fascinating Aida". They played a NYC tour in `09.

8/05/2011 1:15 PM
Oldfool said...

No one in their right mind flies on an airline.
-retired airline pilot-

8/05/2011 9:52 PM
Anonymous said...

So TRUE! I recently booked a cheap flight from Dortmund (get in line at 4 am) to Luton (because the airport at Oxford,UK, isn't served?) and ALL of the charge-items mentioned cropped up on the booking website ;-)

8/06/2011 1:47 AM

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