Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

You Know You Are in Trouble When Your Lawyer Gives You This Advice

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S O said...

No joke; I once got into deep trouble when I asked a client of our consultants company "why did you do this?".

The client had not only wasted subsidy money, he even broke a rule by doing so.

I was so astonished at his expectation that I would help him to cover his mess up and at the fact that at least three persons must have known and tolerated the mess that I wasn't on guard and asked him that simple question.

I was a fool. I was thinking I had been hired to work in the interest of the taxpayer when in fact I had been hired to make some bureaucrat in a federal ministry look good so he can get his promotion.

1/06/2011 12:53 PM

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