Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

"Wenn Sie Nicht Zahlen Ihre Steuern, Wir Schießen Ihren Hund"

(or, "if you don't pay yer taxes, we will shoot yer dog.")*

That is the message from the Swiss village of Reconvilier, which is using the threat of whacking dogs to get recalcitrant owners to pay their dog license taxes.

I didn't know that tax collectors were getting so desperate that they were taking tips from National Lampoon.


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* German is from Google Translate. If it is wrong, take it up with them, пожалуйста.

1 comment:

Jim Tlapak said...

Gosh I remember that NL cover from oh so long ago.

Possibly one of the cleverest magazine covers ever.