Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Enjoy Your Meal of Taco Bell Beach Sand

Stephen Colbert explains why the beef in Taco Bell's "beef tacos" is more "beefish". Hell, even Taco Bell admits that their beef is 88% beef (and 12% other stuff, presumably including the Taco Bell Chihuahua and the occasional worker who fell into the processing machinery).

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1 comment:

BadTux said...

Perhaps Taco Bell should do like the vendors of ramen noodles and call their tacos beef-FLAVORED ;).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
(Who buys his tacos at a real taqueria where he can watch the worker slice the beef off a big hunk of hanging beef then chop it up, fry it up, and put it on his plate).