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Friday, January 28, 2011

Enjoy Your Meal of Taco Bell Beach Sand

Stephen Colbert explains why the beef in Taco Bell's "beef tacos" is more "beefish". Hell, even Taco Bell admits that their beef is 88% beef (and 12% other stuff, presumably including the Taco Bell Chihuahua and the occasional worker who fell into the processing machinery).

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BadTux said...

Perhaps Taco Bell should do like the vendors of ramen noodles and call their tacos beef-FLAVORED ;).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
(Who buys his tacos at a real taqueria where he can watch the worker slice the beef off a big hunk of hanging beef then chop it up, fry it up, and put it on his plate).

1/28/2011 1:44 PM

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