Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

"Does This Dress Make Me Look Fat?"

In a word: Ayup.


The Guardian thinks this dress is "flattering." I guess they meant "to the designer's ego," for who the hell would ever wear that out in public. And it was by far not the kookiest look, which you can see for yourself.

5 comments:

Dr. Bubbles said...

That's a typo in the Guardian. Should be "flattening." Like roadkill in cartoons.

suz said...

On the other hand, nobody could see my big ass under it!

BobG said...

That is butt-ugly.

montag said...

Is it misogyny or do haute couture designers just hate women?

Phil said...

Fashionable, if you're a turnip.