Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Stupid Naval Aviator Tricks

The Captain of the USS Enterprise, while he was the Executive Officer, directed and produced a series of raunchy/soft porn movies.

Not exactly what one would call a career-enhancing move.

3 comments:

tom said...

OMG, the stupid, and the homoerotic it burns and THESE guys are affraid of don't ask don't tell?
Christ on a Crutch, I think his next command will be on Civvie street giving out ha nd bills on 42nd St.

One Fly said...

YIKES!

montag said...

The Captain has been temporarily suspended until this blows over and he can be given a new berth.