Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Operation Insanity Commences!

The guest cats are hiding.

Rocky is hiding behind a chair in my living room.


Bella is hiding under my dresser.


So far, my cats don't seem to give a shit.
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3 comments:

Nangleator said...

Nothing scarier to a cat than being thrust into strange territory. Even worse that it's some other cat's territory.

My one experience with keeping another's cat was three days of growling from under the kitchen table, followed by a slow emergence and eventual friendship.

But we didn't have other cats.

9/06/2010 7:25 AM
Eck! said...

day two.. hows it going?

Eck!

9/06/2010 12:01 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Rocky is under the couch. Bella is under the dresser, though she at least will come out for some attention and for her other needs.

9/06/2010 2:50 PM

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