Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Dawn Is Breaking, It's Early Morn',
Taxi's Waiting, He's Blowing His Horn

*ring*..... *ring"

"Good morning, Speedy Cab."

"Good morning. Can you tell me, please, if you can reach your cabs by radio?"

"Yes, we can."

"Good. Then would you please tell the cabbie driving number 23 that if he blows his horn one more fuckin' time, I'm gonna call the cops."

"I'll tell him right now."

"Thank you so much. Goodbye" *click*
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