Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

And If You Stay Longer, Kids...

... Mr. Gibson will tell you what he thinks about Mexicans, women, Russians and how the Holocaust never happened!!

demotivational posters - HEY KIDS, WAIT UP...

(And then he'll probably try to sell you a timeshare in his new development at Crossburning Acres...)
Posted by on or about 15:14
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4 comments:

Allan S said...

As celebreties flame out, I lose interest in them and their movies or sports. I don't actively boycott them, I just truely lose any interest in them...Cruise, Bryant, Tyson, Travolta (Not that he has flamed out, he is just embarrassing to listen to when he talks about L.Ron Hubbard...), Julia Roberts, Farrah Fawcett, you get the picture.

7/14/2010 8:13 AM
BadTux said...

Allan, how dare you ignore the circuses! We must have our circuses or else we might, like, actually *do* something about our pitiful lives as subjects of a police state! For shame, why do you hate America?

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

7/14/2010 1:49 PM
Ruckus said...

I boycott them.
They make/made all that money you'd think they could buy better drugs. Gibson is obsessed/possessed by the weird conservative religious/political BS and Cruse and Travolta long ago joined the loony squad at scientology. I'm not giving those assholes any of my money if I can help it.

7/14/2010 10:57 PM
Allan S said...

LOL BadTux,, it's not a matter of hating Americans, it the terrible role model you set for us. A good portion of Canadians emulate you guys for good or bad....be a better role model and we'll be better neighbours....I promise....Allan

7/15/2010 10:11 AM

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