Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Snork!!


On the other hand, the flick brought in $30 million in midnight showings alone.



6 comments:

Nangleator said...

I'm confused about that first picture. Isn't the guy on the right supposed to be a vampire? And isn't there sunlight in the background?

Or maybe he's just a goth kid.

BadTux said...

Nangleator, in Twilight vampires don't die in sunlight. They just sparkle.

Yes, sparkle.

No, I'm not joking. Twilight has... SPARKLE VAMPIRES.

And My Little Ponies weep across the land...

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Anonymous said...

That put-together just never gets old! Course, just looking at the Sparkly One makes me want to barf.

Bluezy said...

@Nan not JUST sparkle. Sparkle beautifully according to Bella.

lisahgolden said...

I would kill for that kind of commercial success. Okay, maybe kill is too strong, but I'd definitely bite someone for it.

Nangleator said...

From things I've seen on the tubes, I thought sparkle was a euphemism for orgasm.

Imagine if sunlight gave you an orgasm... That would cut down on the strife in all those countries straddling the Equator.